[ video ] - Day 174

[foundacause]

[ Meg is looking pretty unimpressed, and cradling a bottle of some kind of alcohol or other liberated from the kitchen. ]

Missing: One Moose. Goes by the name of Sam. If found, approach with caution and gain it's trust with salad.

[ Why can't the Winchesters just stay put like good little dogs? ]

Comments

[thatoldthatkind]

Good name for a moose: Sam. How did you manage to lose one? They're massive!

[foundacause]

[ Poor Doctor. Just how disappointed is he going to be when he finds out she isn't referring to a real moose? ]

He must've wandered off. Or been kidnapped. Keep an eye out for a moose dressed in plaid, won't you?

[thatoldthatkind]

[ He will be very disappointed. ]

Who dresses a moose in plaid?

[foundacause]

He dresses himself. His brain power goes about that far.

[thatoldthatkind]

A moose dresses himself? Oh, I love new things.

[foundacause]

He also hunts monsters and reads books. Clever, right?

[thatoldthatkind]

I really do need to find out what planet this moose comes from. I'd love to visit once I get you all out of here.

[foundacause]

Oh, he's from Earth. Kansas, as it happens.

[thatoldthatkind]

--Kansas has moose? I must have missed that last time I was there.

[foundacause]

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[ Bubble bursting in 3... 2... 1... ]

He's not an actual moose.

1/??

[thatoldthatkind]

[thatoldthatkind]

[thatoldthatkind]

DONE

[thatoldthatkind]

--Well of course he isn't! That would be silly, really. I was just making sure you were paying attention.

[foundacause]

Right. Sure.

Anyways, moose or human, Sam's still missing. And that boy has a history of getting himself into trouble so if you see a plaid clad giant, let me know?

[thatoldthatkind]

Haven't run across anyone like that, but I will be sure to let you know. Anywhere he might be hiding himself from you?

[foundacause]

If I knew where he might be hiding then he wouldn't be lost, would he? Genius.

[thatoldthatkind]

I said any place you might think of. Places you haven't checked. Try listening for once.

[foundacause]

[ Oh. You did not just give Meg an order did you, Doctor? Dangerous game. ]

If I could think of any place, I'd be checking there and not wasting my time with you.

[thatoldthatkind]

[ Yep he did. What you gonna do about it? ]

That is the point of talking to strangers! They might give you an idea. Are you always this difficult when asking for help?

[foundacause]

[ She could possess his meatsuit and ride around in it for awhile? ]

I try not to make a habit of asking for help. Bad at saying please, and don't play well with others.

[thatoldthatkind]

That certainly sounds like something you should work on. Especially in a place like Kore.

[foundacause]

I'll get right on that.

[thatoldthatkind]

Good! Report back to me when you have. Have it on my desk too! Report, double spaced.

[foundacause]

Just so we're both clear on this - that's never going to happen.