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Jeff Winger ([personal profile] disbar) wrote in [community profile] cape_kore2013-03-08 11:11 am

001. ( video ) ♠ Jeff Winger

[ The feed comes to life revealing a startling amount of forehead topped with a carefully styled bedhead. Entranced yet? Wait till you see the face that comes with it. ]

Oh, now it's working. [ The video stops shaking and quaking to focus on the face, which appears very disgruntled as it peers at the device. ] So, who am I blaming first for this situation that makes absolutely no sense whatsoever? I'll go ahead and say Abed, because Troy? Yeah, Troy gets it. [ What 'it' is, we may never know. ]

So I'm going to count to three, and one of you better jump out with the key to end this whole shtick. [ He makes another face, this one more out of distaste. ] But while we're focusing on certain things, you could have at least chosen something out of your cereal box that was a little less tacky to put around my wrist.

[ He's not actually counting to three, because one: he's not their father, and two: erm, lame. ]
brittanator: (8D THUMB UP)

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[personal profile] brittanator 2013-03-08 05:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Jeff!

[ Wait. He's looking for someone to blame, and she's Britta. Hello, second thoughts about answering this message. ]

[ So she has to convince him that this is real. She can do that, though, right? Hell yeah she can! She's a psych major! ]

Jeff. It isn't just you. Everybody here has been kidnapped and almost nobody has heard of Greendale. Troy and Annie are here, but not Shirley and Abed. [ Mention Pierce? Nah. ]

I'll prove it, okay? Say the Dean's name. Say it.

[ Because nothing will happen, and he'll realize they're not at Greendale. ]
brittanator: (): I don't think you're a Spanish tutor)

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[personal profile] brittanator 2013-03-11 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, Jeff. I get it. You're upset, and you're worried, because we're far from home and it's only a matter of time before you run out of hair gel and there are probably harsh chemicals in the water here that are going to ruin your skin. So you're lashing out, I get it. I'm a psych major. I get stuff.

We have to find a way to get back home.

Before your skin breaks out.

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[personal profile] anniethedayplanner 2013-03-08 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh my God! Jeff!

[As horrible as it is to actually wish that someone else is in this place, she can't help but be happy that their de facto leader has arrived. She lets out a relieved sigh and smiles at him.]

This isn't Troy and Abed's fault. Abed isn't even here. [A pang of homesickness hits her hard and her smile falters a little. She misses Abed and his brutal honesty. She misses Shirley too. And maybe even Pierce. A little.] We don't know why we're here, only that we're prisoners along with everyone else here.

[Her tone upswings quickly as she lifts her hands. She's trying really hard to stay positive and now Jeff is here. That's a positive.] But anyway, where are you? Stay there. I'll come to you.
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[personal profile] anniethedayplanner 2013-03-14 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[She rolls her eyes. Come on, Jeff! Is it asking too much for her to get a little bit of a reaction or information out of you?]

Do you see a fountain? A library? A lighthouse? [Yes, that's probably the best landmark, right?] Give me something to work with here.

[Oh. Once Jeff realizes the limitations of this place she has a feeling things are going to go downhill fast.]

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stiling: (nothing breaches my defenses.)

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[personal profile] stiling 2013-03-09 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
[ And Stiles is quiet for a few long seconds before he actually says anything, and it's with a vague hand waving in the air in a circle. ] I'm just, you know. Waiting for the one, two, three, no? Nada?

Anyway, welcome to Hell.
venatical: (:) happy face)

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[personal profile] venatical 2013-03-09 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
Are you friends with a couple of tricksters too? [ It's hilarious, but only to him. ]
venatical: (:) :| happy talking)

[personal profile] venatical 2013-03-10 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
[ Still talking about Gabriel, he sees. ]

Well, hate to break it to you, buddy, but there's no man-children behind this one. [ Probably nothing that's even human. ]

Just your run-of-the-mill abductors.

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[personal profile] hark_and_hush 2013-03-09 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm afraid this place isn't a joke. Are you okay?

[ She's seen a few people have difficulty with the communicators, but there's usually something strange about them. ]
hark_and_hush: ([neg] dubious)

[personal profile] hark_and_hush 2013-03-09 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I meant physically. [ And maybe mentally. They don't exactly have a psychiatrist here. ]

There isn't really anything I can do about your being kidnapped. I'm not exactly here out of my own choice, myself.

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rigging: (what the fuck.)

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[personal profile] rigging 2013-03-10 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
Holy shit. Did they actually bring Ryan Seacrest to this shitty-ass little town?
rigging: (smile.)

[personal profile] rigging 2013-03-12 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
Like ten minutes, you better be appreciative, man. [ He makes a face at Jeff, grinning. ] Is that our next challenge? 'Cause lemme tell you, American Idol is just what I need right now.

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[personal profile] buttsoupbarnes 2013-03-11 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[Being no stranger to the "Jeff is mildly distraught at our antics" scenario, Troy reacts instinctively]

Haha. Oh, Jeff. Never easy to pull one over on y-

[Oh- there's that reality catching up]

WAIT. JEFF. WHAT.

...Actually, I'm not that surprised. Britta and Annie are here, too. I swear- if Pierce gets here before Abed, I am going to be really mad.

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I know, right? This one time here I saw a green dude. He'd have to come up with a whole new way to be racist to a green dude.

[He laughs for a moment before remembering holy crap Jeff's here]

But how's it going anyway, Winger? You know where you are? Britta thinks we should all meet up. Said something about color-by-numbers, or something and I was like "Please Britta, now is not the time for art and even if it was I don't need a number telling me that Aladdin can't be a black guy."

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