Yeah, I thought an evil conspiracy was bad enough, but really it's just an evil pile of God knows what and no one knows what the hell's going on or what to do with any of it. Welcome to the Cape.

There's gotta be a way out of here though. They can't keep us here forever; they barely know how to tie their shoes, it sounds like.

[ He's being more critical than he ought to be, but he'd much rather believe the scientists are completely incapable -- or at least joke about it -- than think about how they might be finding a way to turn them all into some kind of army or weapon for whatever. ]