If it were just me enjoying it, I'd be talking to myself instead. Twice the amount of me in one conversation! No, see, you're misunderstanding me - I'm a deeply altruistic person, you know. I thought that I'd come share the sound of my own voice with you poor souls. Spread the joy. Sharing is caring.

[He blinks innocently.]

Why? You're not in a hurry, are you? Somehow I don't think I'm wasting your time any more than you'd waste it yourself... not unless you think you're getting out of here any time soon.