[accidental video] Oh, and the waves are coming in

[didnotsaunter]

[At first there's just the sound of waves lapping the shore, that and a strange, muted crunching. It's only when the camera swerves abruptly to show the cloudy sky, and whoever is holding it emits a groan, does it become apparent that Kore's got a new arrival. Someone who had the misfortune to appear on the beach as the tide is coming in.]

What the-- [The video jostles, showing momentary glimpses of soaked shoes and furiously backpedaling legs kicking up mounds of sand. And then, finally, a face, twisted in confusion and rage, that nobody's going to be terribly chuffed to see. Especially when he starts roaring.]

Have you any idea how much these things cost? They're Enzo bloody Bonafes!

[And he's not any happier when he gets a good look around, let him tell you.]

Well? Come out and show yourselves! Do you really think you can just... kidnap the King of Hell?

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[didnotsaunter]

[Crowley, on the other hand, couldn't be more smug.]

Meg! I see this place isn't without its perks after all.

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[foundacause]

If by perks you mean a whole Host of angels who probably want to kill you...

I'm gonna go ahead and guess you don't remember your last visit here? Shame. Watching Cas kill you was beautiful.

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[didnotsaunter]

As if they could ever lay a finger on me. Even your daft little budgie. Still spinning in circles, is he? Flying into the occasional window?

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[foundacause]

My budgie is just fine.

As for the other angels? Oh, I'm sure they could make your life very, very miserable. Who knew being surrounded by angels could be so useful?

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[didnotsaunter]

I'm sure they could. If, that is, they took orders from a second-rate demon such as yourself.

Anyhow, so glad to hear dear old Cas is on the mend. Guess that means I should pay him a little visit soon.

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[foundacause]

They don't need to take orders from little ol' me - they have enough reasons of their own to want you dead.

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[didnotsaunter]

We'll see about that. [Hmm, is that Crowley's scheming face? It just may be.]

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[foundacause]

Whatever, Slimeball. Try not to trip and fall on any angel blades.

[ Scheming face, you say? Well here's Meg cutting the connection. ]