[accidental video] Oh, and the waves are coming in

[didnotsaunter]

[At first there's just the sound of waves lapping the shore, that and a strange, muted crunching. It's only when the camera swerves abruptly to show the cloudy sky, and whoever is holding it emits a groan, does it become apparent that Kore's got a new arrival. Someone who had the misfortune to appear on the beach as the tide is coming in.]

What the-- [The video jostles, showing momentary glimpses of soaked shoes and furiously backpedaling legs kicking up mounds of sand. And then, finally, a face, twisted in confusion and rage, that nobody's going to be terribly chuffed to see. Especially when he starts roaring.]

Have you any idea how much these things cost? They're Enzo bloody Bonafes!

[And he's not any happier when he gets a good look around, let him tell you.]

Well? Come out and show yourselves! Do you really think you can just... kidnap the King of Hell?

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[hung_garian]

Looks to me like they'd be right to think that, wouldn't you say?

[He smirks, smugger than he has any right to be given that this is nothing to do with him. Must be schadenfreude.]

Good luck finding a cobbler here, your maj - it'd be such a shame if you had to go round this place in borrowed sneakers. Not very kingly.

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[didnotsaunter]

[Yes, but he's not in here with you, Gabby dear-- you're all in here with him]

Speak for yourself, Shake 'n' Bake. I'm sure you find sneakers incredibly useful for all the running away you've done.

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[hung_garian]

Yeah, I'm training up for the 2012 Olympics.

[He rolls his eyes, just in case the sarcasm didn't come across.]

Might wanna watch your tongue, though. Can't say flinging accusations around like a PO'd monkey's gonna make you a whole bunch of friends... and friends do come in pretty handy here.

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[didnotsaunter]

Is that how you've survived so long?