Where the hell's any room in this place? I tried to backtrack and wound up walking past two rooms that weren't there before right next to the one I was looking for. Whatever this place is on, I kinda want some. [ Or he doesn't, at all, no thanks. ]

It's called the Security Room on the little sign on the door. [ He slowly turns his chair a little more, showing off how many chairs are here. ] Looks like it was a popular place.