Like that's going to happen. I'd probably get more action out of an ice cube.

[ No, it doesn't hurt. What are you talking about? It's fine. Shut up! ]

But if by some miracle it does. I'll remember the sock - or send you an invite.

[ If he ever wants a refresher course then Meg wouldn't be opposed to the idea. All he has to do is ask. Hell, he doesn't even need to ask. Just whisk her off to bed. Or the desk. Or maybe one of the Infirmary. She's not fussy. ]