[He rolls his eyes. Some things stay constant between the universes - the details of Loki and Thor's relationship to each other might change, but the tone of it rarely does.]
Well, your highness, welcome to our humble abode. Not quite what you're used to, I'm sure, but don't worry, you oughtta get used to all the hygiene and the quietness after a while. In the meantime, I'm sure someone can find you some straw and dirt to roll around in and some trolls to smash while you adjust. If you're real lucky we might even be able to find us some mead.
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[He rolls his eyes. Some things stay constant between the universes - the details of Loki and Thor's relationship to each other might change, but the tone of it rarely does.]
Well, your highness, welcome to our humble abode. Not quite what you're used to, I'm sure, but don't worry, you oughtta get used to all the hygiene and the quietness after a while. In the meantime, I'm sure someone can find you some straw and dirt to roll around in and some trolls to smash while you adjust. If you're real lucky we might even be able to find us some mead.