No, to further your knowledge on...whatever. Plant life. Mythology. Possibly cooking.

Oh no, baby girl. I'm conceited about a lot of things, but I know this for a fact. Aliens don't exist. Other crap does. But in all my years of dealing with the other crap...never dealt with a little green man trying to stick a probe up my ass.

[ ...he really needs a closer look at the box. ]