She's got boobs out to here and legs for days! How much more specific am I supposed to get? You'd know her if you saw her.

[Ffff. He air quoted. This guy is hilarious.]

I'm magnetically drawn to the tallest human being in the area? I don't know, dude! I don't know where I am or why I'm here or where my friends are. Don't ask me anything because I legit do not know. Do you want me to go follow someone else? Fine. Good luck not dying. Or, if you're the kidnapper, I hope you have shitty luck and a dumpster falls on you.