Natasha. You're an Avenger. No Avenger could be considered a fool. Do you remember that time we pretended to be prostitutes and ended up having to shoot up a whole bar? Or that time we saved Tatiana and had to take out a whole squad of trained assassins?

[Sharon's entire body is humming, wanting to move and yet not allowed.] Do you remember Bucky? James? He's my boyfriend's best friend. And my boyfriend here doesn't remember me. So I really need you to snap out of your Red Room Russian mentality, Natasha, because I need my friend back. I need you back so I can screw over whoever brought us here and get us back home.

[Sharon glances over Natasha's shoulder and gives the slightest shake of her head. She's got this. She just hopes Natasha falls for it.]