Welcome to the past. If you wanna make your way to the village hall, there's plenty of mead and pig to go around, so long's you don't mind wrestling for it. Make sure you get done by 8.30 sharp though, we're having a sacrifice to Odin later, great fun, you won't wanna miss it. Hope you enjoy your stay.

[It rather sounds as if someone was going for a welcome guide voice, but accidentally fell headfirst into a pool of sarcasm.]