Kenzi [006] Video

[onteamdyson]

HEY! Hey, not-Loki. Nice one, not scary-as-balls one. My sugar buddy. I need to talk to you! We are desperately in need of delicious food stuffs over here and I know you got some magic fingers. What's a girl gotta do to get a pizza?! And/or a cake. Chocolate milkshakes and burritos are also acceptable. 

Cough up the goods! We're starving! Apparently watery mac and cheese isn't acceptable for certain people's sophisticated palates or whatever. High maintenance much?! Help me out!

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[onteamdyson]

Heeeeeeeeeeeeey, gotta check that out for myself next time. Thanks for the tip.

[Oh, Tony. She totally knows that whole crazy-guy thrill.] You know that helping me when I need it would end up making you my hero, right? Logic. Look it up.

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[manofiron]

If you ever need a hot ass tip, man or woman, I'm your guy.

[ And because he knows how sleazy that is, he winks at her. Although it's true. He can give her the low down on all that nice asses in Cape Kore. ]

Yes, but it can be our little secret. I won't tell if you won't.

[onteamdyson]

... Shouldn't you have checked on that little detail before all the-- whatever. Never mind. YES, I'm an adult that can feed myself but the only bullshit left around here is missing one key ingredient. SUGAR! I'm out! The hell am I supposed to do, not have it?! No way!

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[afallenstar]

If he says no, tell me. I might be able to help persuade him to your cause.

I could use some chocolate cake too.

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[onteamdyson]

Um, wow, that is probably the creepiest thing you have ever said to me... but it's still not as creepy as the time Baba Yaga had the same idea. And you know what happened to her? Bitch took an oven to the face, so don't even try to go there, Loki. I'll take you down! No one gets to eat this tasty morsel, you hear me? I'm not food.

[Wow, that hit a nerve. Fae are kind of all about wanting to eat her, okay? Joke or not. No way.]

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[onteamdyson]

Nice to find someone else that can appreciate a good ass. This place needs more tight pants.

[She isn't even bothered by the sleaze, okay? It's freakin' ENDEARING!]

My lips are sealed, Starklicious.

[gloryisbullshit]

Uh, what about the natural sweetener of love?

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[onteamdyson]

Woah, really? Anna Banana, you're beautiful. How the heck are you going to persuade him?! Wait. No. Do I not want to know? I probably don't want to know.

[onteamdyson]

Pfffffff-- Pretty sure I don't want to eat anything sweetened with love, if that's what the kids are calling it these days. There's salt in the kitchen, kthanks.

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[manofiron]

Yes it does. Free tip? Steve Rogers. Drop something, get him to bend down and pick it up. You'll see what I mean.

[ Okay, you know what, Tony'd been having a really bad day. But this? This is cheering him up. ]

Thanks, Kenzi.

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[laevisilaufeyson]

You are very bad at spotting jokes, girl-child. You really should spend less time with wyrdfolk. It's ruined your judgement.

Tell me, sweetling: as I am no fool, do you really think that if I wanted to harm you, I'd bother to tell you? You must know their fondness for dramatism is hardly representative of all immortal beings. Proof that your species still hasn't learnt not to stereotype.

[gloryisbullshit]

[Don't be sour! The camera blurs out as he rolls into the couch cushions, singing loudly and not totally on-key.] It doesn't need sugar! It's already sweet! It doesn't need an oven, cuz it's got all this heat!

[onteamdyson]

[Ahhhhh--IT'S CUTE. No. Stop. Too adorable. Gigglefit.] Are you singing about chili Doritos? Because that's what it sounds like. Oh my god, do you HAVE Doritos?

[afallenstar]

Woah, no, no way. [ That right there is not a pleasant thought. No offense, GabrielLoki, but you're so not her type. ] I've known him a while, that's all. I'll help you get your sugar fix.

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[onteamdyson]

Yeah, well, the joke stops being funny when shit gets real, okay?

[Hmmmm. He has a point.] Woah, did you just call the Fae a bunch of divas? Who's stereotyping now, Mr. High and Mighty?

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[onteamdyson]

... DUDE! I am totally on this like unattended kids on an airport conveyor belt. You can count on me! [And now she thinks she has a mission. A glorious mission of wonder and butts. Gotta go, Tony, talk to you later. There are Steves to hunt.]

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[manofiron]

Go get him, Kenzi. Go get him.

[ Tony's work here is done. ]

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[laevisilaufeyson]

Mm, and do you disagree?

[gloryisbullshit]

Do I have what? No! It's the recipe for making love, oh my god, have you no culture?!

[onteamdyson]

THIS IS SO AWESOME-- Wait. What's the catch? What are you charging for this?

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[onteamdyson]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnope. Accurate description.

[onteamdyson]

You know, if you wanted to sex me up to keep me from talking to not-Loki, you could have just said so. I prrrrooooobably would have said yes. Probably.

[gloryisbullshit]

Hi, I was just proposing some alternative options.

Can I sex you up? Pre- or post-confrontation with the actual Dick?

[onteamdyson]

Dude, hard decision. Uuuuuuuuuum-- I'm good with both options. Let's just go with that. Both. Fo sho.

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[laevisilaufeyson]

I thought as much. Good try, though.

You know, the rat who fails to scavenge loses its edge. Magic makes a girl lazy.