Kenzi [006] Video

[onteamdyson]

HEY! Hey, not-Loki. Nice one, not scary-as-balls one. My sugar buddy. I need to talk to you! We are desperately in need of delicious food stuffs over here and I know you got some magic fingers. What's a girl gotta do to get a pizza?! And/or a cake. Chocolate milkshakes and burritos are also acceptable. 

Cough up the goods! We're starving! Apparently watery mac and cheese isn't acceptable for certain people's sophisticated palates or whatever. High maintenance much?! Help me out!

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[onteamdyson]

Forbidden, schmorschmidden! I need cake! Aaaaaaannnnd also a guitar if that's even possible. [Cough. Ahem. Coughcough.] PLEASE?!

[onteamdyson]

Dude... since I woke up here. I'm the crossbow girl, that's me. Maybe I just never showed you because I figured you'd shoot your own foot or something. But yeah! I totally have one--... I'm going to have to explain a why at some point, aren't I?

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[laevisilaufeyson]

Mmm, on the contrary, I should think at a pagan ceremony it would behoove me to pretend that goddesses exist. Given I am one. I expect that means I'm invited by default, really.

[gleans]

[ He's grinning! But... ] ... Yeah, now I'm wondering. If it has to do with the witch juice, I'm totally not judging.

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[onteamdyson]

Holy crap, exactly! If anything, you have more reason to be there than anyone else! Okay, this is so happening. I'll let you know when she lets me know. It's a date.

[onteamdyson]

[Heheh. Ehehehe. Okay, then. Welp. She's just gonna smile awkwardly.]

In an abstract way, yes? It kind of does. UM! So... sometimes-- with my job... I require medieval weaponry? For reasons I can't exactly get into. Tada!

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[hung_garian]

What am I, the Giving Tree? You can have cake. Only way you're getting a guitar is if you make one yourself out of a bowl, a stick and some elastic bands.

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[onteamdyson]

The giving tree wouldn't be as totally handsome and wonderful and witty and funny! [When in doubt, suck up.] It's not even for me! It's for a friend.

... The cake is for me. Bitches can get their own cakes, this one's mine.

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[pursuitofcappiness]

[ Wow is everyone going food crazy or something ]

I think we might have some flour left if you wanted a pizza.

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[onteamdyson]

Flour, I got. It's the CHEESE, I need. You got any cheese, Stevie-Steve?!

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[pursuitofcappiness]

...I made some mascarpone last week and I've got enough left that I need to get rid of before it goes bad.

[gleans]

... You can totally tell me if you're, like, a witch hunter or something. [ MAYBE SHE ACTUALLY CAN HELP HIM?!?! ]

[onteamdyson]

[That awkward smile gets a tiny bit smug. She can do this without spilling all the beans. Just a couple beans. Snack-sized portion of bean-spilling.]

Not just witches. Broaden your horizons, young padawan. It's way the hell more than old ladies with bad attitudes, but you're on the right track. And it's not just hunting, but sometimes we do that, too.

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[onteamdyson]

Seriously?! Rogers, you're a life saver! Life without pizza is nothing anyone should have to suffer through.

[gleans]

[ GRINNING, dammit, Kenzi, you keep getting more and more interesting. ]

So -- I mean, assuming you weren't lying before, you're like a private investigator... for supernatural shit? Armed with crossbows?

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[hung_garian]

Even worse - I don't like your friends. Any of them in your kitchen right now?

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[pursuitofcappiness]

We might have to soon; I don't have a lot of it leftover and we're out of fresh milk.

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[onteamdyson]

HEY! Wow. No. Watch it, Sugarbuddy. My friends are amazing or they wouldn't be my friends. It's for Galen! Come on! Everyone likes Galen.

[Huh. That is a weird question and she isn't sure of the answer] It's a definite possibility. Three live here and someone's... visiting.

[onteamdyson]

[AHA! It doesn't count as blabbing if he figures it out himself.] Dingdingding! Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner. Get this guy a prize. Also, hey, would I lie to you?

... Don't answer that.

[gleans]

Ha! As long as it's about stuff you like, seriously can't tell me... I guess I can live with it. Cuz that is seriously fucking cool.

[ HE'D PRIVATE THE CONVERSATION BUT THEY'RE IN THE SAME ROOM??? SO IT'S ALREADY PRIVATE ]

So, uh -- so I guess it's really good that you talked to Jesse, huh.

[onteamdyson]

[Yeah, deal with it, stalkers. Benefits of living in the same house.]

... HE TALKED TO YOU! Yesssssssssss. Okay, then yes, I did talk to him and it was totally civilized and not at all threatening. [It was attempted threatening. Way different. She scoots closer.] So you know? You know fo sho? I'm sorry if that was way outta line, but I had to know you'd be okay.

[gleans]

[ He laughs a little. HE KNOWS ABOUT THE LAMP. ] Yeah, I'm pretty sure he told me everything. And -- it's fine, I don't know if he would've told me otherwise. And it's really... really something I should know. I'm just having a hard time getting my head around the whole living nightmares are a thing and they'll fuck you up part.

[onteamdyson]

Well, first of all, they aren't going to fuck you up because that isn't happening. We're not letting it happen. We decided. And secondly, [She reaches out to mess up his hair a little.] It's not that unbelievable. It happens. Has happened, kind of-- eeeugh. Branching into need-to-know territory, but you kind of need to know.

[gleans]

[ He runs a hand back through his hair and makes a sort of duh-face. ]

Really need to know. Like, if you know about anything that might help, I wanna hear all of it. I'm not gonna let this happen.

[onteamdyson]

See, that's the thing... I don't know if this is the same thing or not. Not yet, anyway. Like-- I can watch out for stuff I know to watch out for, but it might not be the same thing. The way Jesse described it wasn't what went down with the Mare back home, but there's SO much that they can do that I don't know about.

[Fae-babbling. Not good. Thank god he doesn't think she sounds crazy.] She ended up being really nice after, too. So don't freak.