¡peligro! x 004 x audio

[gloryisbullshit]

Okay! [He croaks and coughs and comes back louder, cuz he's so mad.] Where the fuck is Blue? Isn't someone neighborhood-watching, I know one'a you saps keeps a watchful eye, so where is he?

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[laevisilaufeyson]

If you mean the upset fellow with the gun, I last saw him near the docks. Perhaps he... slipped and fell.

[Video; Private]

[could_be_dangerous]

Yes, keep shouting; perhaps it'll annoy him out of hiding.

[video] [private]

[gloryisbullshit]

Annoyed someone outta hiding. What? What? You wanna be helpful or you just wanna take a piss, cuz I got no time nor mood for that number two.

[gloryisbullshit]

[Ah, he doesn't know this voice!] Perhaps! Perhaps! Perhaps a motherfucker pushed him, or perhaps he got pulled, or perhaps he flew away on the wings of a dream, what the fuck good is perhaps?

[pursuitofcappiness]

I don't know everyone by name. Which one is he?

[gloryisbullshit]

Ugly, illiterate, limp with a crazy eye? Kid Blue, Kid Blue! Carries a bigass fucking gun, you can't miss 'im!

[pursuitofcappiness]

...I'm going to need you to be more specific.

private;

[manofiron]

When did you last see him?

[could_be_dangerous]

Funnily enough, I was going to suggest exactly that. You could, I don't know, look for him, perhaps. Or I could do it for you, since you can't even seem to find your brain. Hooked out through your nasal passages by a wandering digitus secundus, I expect. It's this nasty parasite attached to nearly every human being on the planet, and in particularly troglodytic examples it often inserts itself into the nasal cavity in lieu of having anything more intelligent to do, say, or think at all. Called the index finger, commonly.

[gloryisbullshit]

I don't know he had two arms and a head and dressed like a cowboy, how specificer can I be, he's not a fucking space alien, just a guy in a coat, he was here!

[laevisilaufeyson]

Perhaps yes. Perhaps a motherfucker did push him.

[pursuitofcappiness]

A guy in a coat?

Oh, you know, I haven't seen him for a few days.

[private]

[gloryisbullshit]

I dunno. I dunno, I dunno, he don't always come back, right, or I'm not always here, so I'm--last night! No--two days, one night, two days ago, one night ago.

[gloryisbullshit]

...Are you being cute with me?

[private]

[manofiron]

Okay. Look, I'm already—I'll look for him, okay? I've talked to him before. I'll search the place, see if I can find him.

[private]

[afallenstar]

He's gone too?

[laevisilaufeyson]

Modesty forbids, but if you think so, who am I to say otherwise?

[gloryisbullshit]

[Wow, something must be wrong with the reception or--oop, no, that's this guy making full use of all his digiti to try to wrench the cuff of his arm for the first time since his first week here because come the fuck on. Hope your perceptive ears are accustomed to screaming.] Whattayou want from me, you colossal slagsuck, what--whattayou expect, what--do--you--want?!

[gloryisbullshit]

Don't be a shit with me! Cut it out, he's not exactly green half the time, whattayou want?!

[pursuitofcappiness]

Sorry, I don't think I can identify who you're looking for.

...

And Dr. Banner's not green half the time. It only happened once.

/barfs and dies, you kill me

[gloryisbullshit]

Don't--

What'd you do?

[private]

[gloryisbullshit]

I dunno. What--I dunno, ainchu seen him? Someone gotta've seen him, he didn't just--go.

[private always and forever]

[afallenstar]

Not since he was on the comms, no. Maybe the scientists took him, like Bruce?

[could_be_dangerous]

[That's... mildly unexpected, though far enough from startling that Sherlock simply waits patiently through it all.]

Well, as I should like nothing better than to never having to hear your voice again, I was going to offer to investigate on your behalf, thought it might shut you up. But no, carry on; this is nearly as good.

[Does this earn him points? Is Sherlock playing the points game too?]

[gloryisbullshit]

Okay. [Ah, choking! What an embarrassment!] Tony!