Who? Oh, uh... no... definitely not. It's... a long ass explanation that'll sound even crazier than this place. [There really were no words for Mojo. Weird-ass, self absorbed alien who kidnapped people to be on his Hunger Game-esque game show? Actually, that was pretty accurate.]

All the government scientist types I know like to keep under the radar. [He pauses and actually thinks about that for a second.] So... this would actually be right up their alley.