[ There he is. The bitchy tone and the beard that makes Clint cringe and want to cover his eyes. What kinda pattern even is that? Obnoxious times ten? ] It's your fault because I have this stupid mighty morphin power ranger thing on my wrist and I don't know where I am! [ It's possible this is stressing Clint out by about a million.

Stark was the automatic person to blame if something went wrong around SHIELD. Bastard. Clint would prefer to be at home. ] You are the one person capable of orchestrating this.