[ Perhaps, some other time, Sharon would have known it was a joke. To say her nerves are frazzled here, though, is something of an understatement. Even when she'd been captured in Thailand, she'd known her captors. She'd been able to fight them. Here... She won't admit they're out of their depth, but that doesn't mean they aren't. ]

I'll tell him. [ She nods and reaches out for a bottle. ] Might not want to mention you have all of that there. With the way food and the other alcohol is going, it won't be long before people start pilfering food from one another. I'm surprised it hasn't happened already.

And yeah, he's a Time Lord. Two hearts. His tech usually means he can travel through time and space, but he doesn't have it with him right now. But if you see a box called a TARDIS, it belongs to him. [ Details on the box beyond that were more than a little sketchy, unfortunately. ]