[Mina sits up on her elbows, giving him a look that clearly reads, "Seriously?" But after a moment, she leans over, picking up the clipboard off of her nightstand.

With an exaggerated sigh:]

My dear patient. You do seem to be suffering from a life on the brink of dehydration. I would recommend wearing fewer layers. In my professional opinion, it would make a difference in your quality of life.