You're not the only mutant here. When I was just a kid, my brothers and I were dropped down a drain, where we came into contact with a mysterious glowing green substance that gave us mad jujitsu skills. We got adopted by a talking rat and we became teenage mutant ninjas.

[He sighs.]

It's still difficult for me to talk about. I've been keeping it a secret all this time, but you're right - it's time to be brave and tell the truth.