[ He looks like he actually has to think about that one for a second. He doesn't. ]

I'm not sure you'd look good enough in a dress for damsel. Maybe with the attention of a makeup artist and a hair stylist. I'm not sure, it's been a while since I last had to worry about that kind of thing.

[ With Tony, that could either be completely true or utter bullshit, it's hard to tell. ]

I know. I refused for pretty much the same reason. Superheroes aren't very super if they're not the ones doing the caretaking. They're just lazy, middle-aged men in spandex. [ He says that with a wink. ]