[ Balthazar, come on, you know you want him to bedazzle your wings. ]

Dubious escape attempts, my absolute favourite! [ He peers down at the device strapped to his wrist. ] So an iPhone that doesn't look like an iPhone. Don't tell me we've been kidnapped by steampunk hipsters. Or actually, do. I could whip us up some frappucinos and we could make our escape while they're distracted.