Now how will I get my Angry Birds fix? [ A deep sigh, like this is honestly offensive to him. For the most part he's contemplating just magicing the thing off of him. While he'd left it out of interest - come on, Mundane equipment just suddenly appearing? - now he's really beginning to wonder how they got it on him without him noticing. How they stole him from his own world and transported him here. ]

I can access a great many things. And while I enjoy making new friends with free gifts I'm a little perturbed by the whole ... seaside resort come twilight zone.