[ not even going to pretend she's not giggling a little over here. a bad joke now and then is great for the psyche! right? ]

Witty and beautiful? [ wait, did she say that out loud? ] I mean, just- [ sigh. ] Funny. That was funny.

[ guess who barely got any sleep at all last night? yeah. this one is really striking out right now. ]

Guessing you're not having luck with your dream parties either?