Dude. Take it easy. Pretty sure the fountain isn't after you.

[Did he just say zap? ... ] Are you a fan of static-shocking people while wearing fuzzy socks as well as a wrist-thingy connessieur? Because I'm all about the first thing, but the second thing doesn't sound so delicious. Also, it's on.

Not 'it's on' like we're gonna fight. 'It's on' in the literal sense that the wrist-thingy is on. Hi there!