[Hysterical indeed, hence the continued yoga voice and the rational approach to their situation, dropping most pretenses at bullshittery calming tactics.]

We're not sure yet. There are a lot of us here, and we all just woke up one day to find ourselves here and with these things on our wrists. So far they seem to serve as communication devices, nothing sinister. No one knows why we're here or how, but so far no one's been harmed. We're about a five to a six on the panic scale. You, I think, are hovering around an eleven, so there is some room to calm down.

My name's Bruce.