[Ohio~ His next question would be if she'd allow him to get his hair-dresser-y hands onto said naturally red hair. He imagines a chignon would be very flattering with her features...]

Well, considering I've now met you and confirmed my theory that in this particular horror story the pretty ones don't get eaten first, I think I'll manage. I've procured some cinnamon and I feel there's a niche in this place for authentic French toast, so I'll be making myself useful, at least.