[VOICE]

[primogen_vampirate]

[Exactly twenty four hours after her last disaster of a post, Mina's back on the system.]

I'll spare everyone any speeches about "no good deed goes unpunished" or "if you can't do a job right, don't do it at all."

Effective immediately, I shall be resigning from my position at the clinic. I leave you in Doctor Banner's very capable hands.

[Locked to Carter and Coulson]

I tried, darlings. I really did. I will, of course, still happily lend my hand to any matters of the supernatural you face.

God help anyone in this place who ever needs a blood transfusion.

[Locked to Castiel and Gabriel]

I'll thank you gentlemen to keep the rest of the representatives of your world the hell away from me. I took a goddam bullet for you, Castiel. And this is the thanks I get. Disrespected and all but announced to the entire world as a vampire by a gaggle of oversexed alpha males.

Comments

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[afallenstar]

I'm sorry to hear that, I can imagine people could really used skilled medical professionals here. It's understandable though, some people were...rather unpleasant to you.

[ There's only a little hesitation before she carefully continues. ]

I hope I didnt contribute. It wasnt my intentions. And-

If you ever change your mind, or even if you don't, my offer still stands. Just for the record.

[primogen_vampirate]

Yes. Well. Who needs a doctor when there are saints on hand?

[afallenstar]

I can't speak from much experience, but I'm fairly sure doctors are a lot more reliable than prayers.

[primogen_vampirate]

Doctors require equipment. It seems you don't.

[afallenstar]

...That's a bit of a stretch. I said I could help, not that I was a miracle worker.

[ If you listen closely enough, you can hear the sound of someone who just got very nervous very quickly in every one of her words. ]

[primogen_vampirate]

[Mina picks up on that tone. And matches it with a careful, measured tone of her own.]

The Bible says a saint needs to perform three miracles.

Of course, being a near lifelong pagan, what do I know?

[Everything, of course. She is brilliant, after all.]

[afallenstar]

More than me, evidently.

[ It's not hard to miss the tension at all any more, she's obviously uncomfortable. It could be nothing, but she has sneaking suspicions that this isn't exactly a coincidental turn of events. ]

I haven't seen one miracle performed, much less three.

[primogen_vampirate]

I don't believe that at all.

[afallenstar]

Is there a particular reason you don't believe this? I can't imagine many people can claim to have witnessed such things. Normally it's the believers who are accused of lying.

[primogen_vampirate]

I believe in what I can deduce with my own eyes.

And I'm very good at putting two and two together.

And for my friends, I'm discrete.

[afallenstar]

What exactly are you trying to imply?

[primogen_vampirate]

I think you know, darling.

[afallenstar]

I'd rather hear you say it then, if it's not too much trouble.

[primogen_vampirate]

I'd suggest you lock the channel.

[ Private ]

[afallenstar]

Care to elaborate now, then?

[primogen_vampirate]

I'll speak plainly.

I know that you're one of the angels.

[afallenstar]

[ There's a very long, silent pause. ]

How did you find out?

[primogen_vampirate]

I'm very clever.

[afallenstar]

While I don't doubt that, it's a bit of a jump to make. Did someone tell you?

[primogen_vampirate]

No. But I heard talk that Balthazar had a sister. It wasn't hard to deduce.

[afallenstar]

I suppose he hasn't been that subtle, then.

...I would appreciate your discretion, if that's not too much to ask. Clearly I need to work on my subtlety but I was trying to keep that somewhat quiet to the people who don't already know.

[primogen_vampirate]

I know what it is to have a secret.

[afallenstar]

Thank you. I really do appreciate it. If I can repay the favour in any way, let me know.

[primogen_vampirate]

Kick your brother in the balls and tell him never to talk to a woman like that again.

[afallenstar]

I assume we're still talking about Balthazar here, in which case I will gladly do that. God knows he deserves it.