Kenzi [001] Video

[onteamdyson]

Hey. Sup, random peeps. I'm trying to find this guy with ridiculously fluffy hair, angry-looking face, cheekbones that could probs cut glass? Didn't catch his name... he's totes British.

Also, I believe I was promised superheroes and lobster. Both of you better honour those promises.

... And Bo? If you can see this? You better have one hell of an explanation for not getting back to me sooner. Kenzi out! Peace, suckahs.

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[goodluckkobra]

There's fucking lobster here?

[You eat enough Power Pup, you think with your stomach when you can.]

[onteamdyson]

I'm really, sincerely, intensely hoping so. First one to find it splits it with the other?!

[could_be_dangerous]

[Sherlock's just going to stick with audio for the moment, thanks. He's no desire to distribute his face to any wider an audience than he needs to do.]

I hope you don't mean me.

[onteamdyson]

[Bingo. That is one suspicious grin.]

You seen anyone else near that fountain with hair like yours? You know... I really think we had a moment back there. We connected. It was destiny.

So! My question to you, Sir, is... Whatcha doooooin'?

[goodluckkobra]

I am so in. Did you mention superheroes?

[onteamdyson]

NICE! And yes. Yes I did. Apparently there is this total unsuspecting badass that supposedly babysits superheroes and I am waiting for proof, stories, and dudes in capes. Also a membership card if possible.

Hi! I'm Kenzi. [And she likes you already.]

[could_be_dangerous]

I think you're a phenomenal idiot; clearly we don't see eye-to-eye on that front. The only moment I had was one of acute self-pity.

[Normally this would be where he adds 'and I won't talk to you anymore', but he can't have her going about blabbering to everyone about having seen him. And so...]

Fountain. If you must.

[goodluckkobra]

My name's Kobra.

[He grins.]

I met a robot! This place is pretty cool.

[onteamdyson]

Ouch. We're already at idiot. Okay.

[The smile doesn't falter, but she does roll her eyes.] I must. See you in a few!

[onteamdyson]

Dude, no way. Seriously? Was it square-shaped or like... humanoid? Did it make beeping sounds? Does it have a laser?! How big are we talking?

[goodluckkobra]

Oh, shit, so he's totally humanoid and I had no idea and then it was like Bam! Robot!

[He waves his arms wildly, which makes for an interesting visual, as the communicator is attached to his wrist.]

[onteamdyson]

Oh. My. God. Does he run on batteries or do you have to plug him in? This is the second coolest thing I have ever heard. If I wasn't totally freaked about being taken away from my home and all my friends and didn't have incredibly important shit to do, this place would be the most epic place ever.

... Minus the freaky cameras.

[agentx13.livejournal.com]

Promised superheroes and lobster? I hope you're only planning on cooking and eating one of those.

[could_be_dangerous]

[Sherlock waits with his coat collar turned up and his head lowered, cursing himself silently for not stowing the thing earlier and fetching some more nondescript clothing. A haircut had been next on the agenda, perhaps a dye job, anything to make himself less recognisable. But then, how was he to know he'd be kidnapped by an as-yet unknown person or persons and deposited on the other side of the Atlantic bloody ocean?

When Kenzi appears and he's caught her eye, he inclines his head and begins to walk, away from her, not towards. He expects she'll follow.]

[onteamdyson]

That depends. Were any of these superheroes bitten by a radioactive cow or pig?

[goodluckkobra]

[He flops back on his newly-claimed bed.]

I broke the one in my room.

And he is way past batteries. He's from the year fuckin' eleventy-billion! [Totally a number!]

[onteamdyson]

[Of course she follows. It's kind of a habit of hers. This guy is beyond paranoid and Kenzi finds it kind of hilarious. Cameras everywhere and he's still trying to not draw attention to himself? Whoever's watching... they're already paying attention. Or there's no one there at all.]

Should we be whispering? Is this like a spy meeting?

[onteamdyson]

... And I probably should have thought of that. I can't even freakin' reach it-- [She just glares at the camera. She'll ask Phil, or one of the other peeps later. No way is she wasting a bolt to shoot the thing.]

Okay, okay. So. We have a future-robot, superheroes, secret agents, dudes fighting in the middle of the town thing, abandoned houses, and cameras everywhere. Best reality tv show ever?

[could_be_dangerous]

[Whoever's watching is unavoidable. That doesn't mean he needs to draw attention to himself, though, and he'd rather be somewhere hidden and out of the way before they speak.]

Not precisely, but I would appreciate it if you were in future to refrain from mentioning me over the public network. That's the only reason I've agreed to speak with you, so don't flatter yourself.

[He looks down at her, tight-lipped.]

Does the name James Moriarty mean anything to you?

[agentx13.livejournal.com]

I'm sure if any had been, you don't have the security clearance to know.

Though I think there's a Man Pig in Colorado...

[goodluckkobra]

Me and my brother totally would have watched it when we still had TV. That sounds way better than that show on SyFy where they pretended to be superheroes.

[onteamdyson]

If it helps, I didn't use your name! Mostly because I don't know what it is. I'm Kenzi, by the way.

[Staying off the radar is not a priority for her right now. Mostly because she's feeling fearless after taking on the Norn, and also because the only people she's run into so far have all been human.]

Should... it? Kind of sounds like the name of a good whiskey. Or a pirate. Captain James Moriarty! That would be a sweet pirate name. Oh my god, is that you? Are you a pirate, Fluffy?

[So no. No it doesn't.]

[onteamdyson]

I could have the security clearance. I could TOTALLY have the security clearance. You don't know me! I'm actually the CEO of a super secret company of ass-kicking and I have the clearance to do what I want, level nine, special ops... charlie foxtrot... alpha one.

... Can this man pig regenerate limbs? [She sounds genuinely interested.]

[onteamdyson]

Okay, one; what happened to your TV? Two, is your brother here with you? Or is it just you? I'm probs on my own here, but a bunch of people back there knew each other so...

If these heroes are pretending, I am going to flip a table. Literally.

[steverogers.livejournal.com]

Should I put out an A.P.B. for a British man named Bo?