[accidental video] Oh, and the waves are coming in

[didnotsaunter]

[At first there's just the sound of waves lapping the shore, that and a strange, muted crunching. It's only when the camera swerves abruptly to show the cloudy sky, and whoever is holding it emits a groan, does it become apparent that Kore's got a new arrival. Someone who had the misfortune to appear on the beach as the tide is coming in.]

What the-- [The video jostles, showing momentary glimpses of soaked shoes and furiously backpedaling legs kicking up mounds of sand. And then, finally, a face, twisted in confusion and rage, that nobody's going to be terribly chuffed to see. Especially when he starts roaring.]

Have you any idea how much these things cost? They're Enzo bloody Bonafes!

[And he's not any happier when he gets a good look around, let him tell you.]

Well? Come out and show yourselves! Do you really think you can just... kidnap the King of Hell?

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[audio]

[happytobleed]

I don't care if you believe me or not.

[audio]

[didnotsaunter]

Of course not. That's why you're pressing the point.

How'd you climb out of your little pit?

[audio]

[happytobleed]

What little pit do you mean?

[ Castiel has no interest in a battle of words with Crowley. Crowley always yells loudest and thinks that means he's won. It's tiring. ]

[audio]

[didnotsaunter]

Don't tell me you don't remember. Purgatory? Poor man's Hell?

[audio]

[happytobleed]

Your news is old. I've been out for a while, Crowley.

[ But if this Crowley doesn't know, Castiel has no reason to fill him in on anything he's missed. They're hardly old friends. ]

[audio]

[didnotsaunter]

Still haven't answered my question.

[audio]

[happytobleed]

I don't owe you any answers, Crowley.

[audio]

[didnotsaunter]

[A bit of shocked silence, then:]

You don't owe me? You don't owe me?

Careful, Featherbrain... if you really want to start balancing the books, I think you'll soon find you're far, far in the red.

[audio]

[happytobleed]

After what you've done, I think we're more than even.

[ Torturing Samandriel alone... ]

[audio]

[didnotsaunter]

[Yeah, too bad he hasn't had the pleasure of doing that yet]

What I've done? You broke our deal.

[audio]

[happytobleed]

You went after Ben and Lisa to hurt Dean.

[ As far as Castiel is concerned, Crowley broke the deal first. ]