004 ♦ Sharon Carter ♦ [video]

[agentx13.livejournal.com]

If anyone needs anything from outside your homes, if you don't feel safe going out on your own, please let me know and I'll see what I can do about getting it to you. If you feel like being an idiot and going outside, at least don't get hurt. [Looking at you, Kobra.] If you insist on getting hurt, get to a safe place if you can and call for help as soon as you can. I know it's common sense, but you'd be surprised how some people need it spelled out. [KOBRA.]



Private to Logan
Think you can help me get Banner to the box?

Private to Natasha
Want to help me get Banner to the box? [And then, in Thai] Also, Winter Soldier.

Private to Coulson
We need to talk. Soon.

Private to Daneel
When do you want to go over the answers for your quiz? Is the kid from the church okay?

Private to Mina
Haven't talked in a while. Figured I'd touch base. How're you holding up?

Comments

[agentx13.livejournal.com]

No one's really sure. [And Sharon certainly isn't going to tell Kenzi that it had to do with a serum. She doesn't want the girl swallowing chemicals in hopes of getting superpowers.] Ms. Marvel is pretty cool. She absorbs any energy you hit her with and is able to use it against people afterward. She can fly, too. No cape, though. Ask anybody from SHIELD or anyone else who plays superhero - capes are generally considered suicide.

[Sharon would be weirded out if she found out anyone thought she was cool. It was just... too weird. She's a secret agent, not a superhero.]

[onteamdyson]

[She's still on the lookout for radioactive spiders.]

... No freakin' way. You have got to be shitting me. She can legit fly? ... Damn.

[Kenzi and Kobra need to work on their skills.]

Just because you know a bunch of totally awesome things, doesn't mean we're not still gonna defeat you. Eventually. It probs won't hurt, just go with it.

[agentx13.livejournal.com]

[Is this girl serious? Are these people serious?]

Defeat me at what?

And yeah, she can fly. And if I hear of you trying to fly by jumping off a roof or anything stupid like that, I'll- [Break both her legs and smirk as Kenzi forgets what walking is. But that sounds... harsh, to say the least, and this isn't a private line.] I wouldn't advise it.

[onteamdyson]

Right. Like I'm just gonna tell you. Nice try with the tactics, Agent Carter. That was an attempt at sounding ominous. She's pretty serious.]

Oh please. I'm endearingly enthusiastic about things, but I'm not an idiot. I just play one on TV.

[agentx13.livejournal.com]

I think you're confusing real life and TV. [Said with a straight face for the win, kid.]

Okay. Let's be serious. You guys aren't going to be able to beat me physically. Spying will likely get you killed or kidnapped, and not by me. There aren't enough games around, unless you two want to do the most ridiculous Olympics ever.

What's the point?

[I.e., what is wrong with them?]

[onteamdyson]

Ouch. Unnecessary harshness, Share-bear!

[Hmmmm. The point is pretty hard to pin down. Even if she did figure out just how to explain it, Sharon probably wouldn't get it. Kenzi just shrugs.]

It's fun?

[What is wrong with them.]

[agentx13.livejournal.com]

[This? This is the face of a person who vaguely resembles a pissed off volcano goddess.]

Kenzi. What did we agree would happen to you if you called me that?

[onteamdyson]

Pretty sure it involved a bullet, but that was before I had a sidekick.

[agentx13.livejournal.com]

[There is something that would be precious about this if it weren't so alarming.]

Kobra is your sidekick? Does he know that? Seems to me those roles would be reversed.

[onteamdyson]

Yeah, he-- ... what the hell is THAT supposed to mean?

[Why is she always the damn sidekick?! Does she have not-hero written on her forehead or something? It's that always a bridesmaid saying but with heroics. What the hell!]

I'm the hero, he's the sidekick. We have an agreement because he's awesome. We also have a secret handshake and you can just suck it-- [GAAAAAAAAAAAAAASP] Oh my god, this is totally part of your evil plot. You're trying to turn us against each other. But it WON'T WORK! Not even his scary-as-hell brother can get in the way of our epic high fives.

[agentx13.livejournal.com]

[Sharon laughs even as she makes a note that the new alternative-looking kid is likely Kobra's brother.]

That's fine. As the hero, you get to be the one concerned with how your decisions affect the people around you, whether they get the people you care for killed or not. Keeping in mind that as far as the people monitoring us are concerned, you're a joke if you fail and a target if you succeed at- what was it? Beating me?

[Despite the words, Sharon doesn't sound particularly harsh. Just... stating facts.]

[onteamdyson]

[Kenzi just smiles]

I'm totally okay with that. I've got experience.

[Breaking up with Nate. Choosing to stay with Bo. Going back for Dyson. Trying to take on the Garuda. Saving a bunch of Russian girls from an evil witch in a mirror dimension? This is nothing. She is surprisingly calm about it.]

Also, defeating. We're going to defeat you. Big diff.

[agentx13.livejournal.com]

[Sharon almost believes that. Actually, she does believe it. Whatever the girl's been through, it was enough to convince Kenzi that she could... play superhero. Sweet Jesus.]

Defeat. Right. At what again?

[onteamdyson]

.... [Less calm, more wide-eyed expression of THINK FAST]

We'll get back to you on that one.

[agentx13.livejournal.com]

... Are you seriously going to make me tutor you in how to take people down just so you can try to take me down?

Because I've gotta be honest, Kenzi, I'm approaching my "embarrassed for you" stage.

[onteamdyson]

NO! We just have to coordinate is all. Come up with a plan of attack. Figure out what kind of message we want to send to those who want to mess with us! I think we should target your minions first.

I must consult my partner.

[agentx13.livejournal.com]

I thought he was your sidekick.

And what minions? [That line she finds the most alarming. Sharon has few friends. Very few friends. If either of these kids hurt someone she cares about... She knows they're just kids, but it might be for the best that Steve isn't around to see what she would do to them.]

[onteamdyson]

Our hero-lationship really can't be defined by conventional standards.

[She shrugs] Idk, your minions. Whoever decides listening to you is totally awesome are clearly dudes we have to target and convert to our exponentially awesomer side. It's a rule. Don't question it. Phil's practically converted already.

[They're heroes, Sharon! They don't hurt people! Not intentionally, anyway.]