[While he's trying to act normal, Tony's being a complete twit. Which, for him, is normal. He smirks and raises both eyebrows towards his hairline, pretty pleased with that statement, somehow. Or, at least, with what he's about to say,]
I'm way better than SHIELD and we both know it. That's why they were afraid to have me in their little boy band. I'd crack them wide open. Y'know, so long as we hang out, SHIELD can't get close to you or the other guy. I got this.
Uh... [He makes a bit of a face in thought.] Just one: Food. Where do we find snacks around here? Vending machine?
Bruce, you're so precious! I can't! <3
I'm way better than SHIELD and we both know it. That's why they were afraid to have me in their little boy band. I'd crack them wide open. Y'know, so long as we hang out, SHIELD can't get close to you or the other guy. I got this.
Uh... [He makes a bit of a face in thought.] Just one: Food. Where do we find snacks around here? Vending machine?