1 | Accidental Video

[olyelloweyes]

[Before the video even turns on, there's signs. The fluorescent lights flicker on and off in all the surrounding rooms and hallways. Then all the clocks completely stop. When the video does start broadcasting, it shows a body lying there with his eyes wide open and a gunshot wound straight through the heart. It's obvious that he's stone-cold dead.

Then he blinks, gasping out once, and then sitting bolt upright. The lights go crazy around him. In between the time of one turning off and turning back on, his eyes flicker a pale yellow. Azazel looks around him in confusion. The last thing he remembers was being shot by Dean Winchester. And now he was....here, wherever here was.

It's then that he notices the phone, showing off everything he's been doing. He picks it up, brow furrowed in confusion.]

Where the hell am I?

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[olyelloweyes]

That's a first.

[Usually, he's the one doing the kidnapping, which inevitably ends in possession or death for the unfortunate victim. He's sure that he doesn't like being on the receiving end.]

Who's the gracious host? [So that he'll know who to light on fire when he finds them.]

[blackmagus]

That depends on one's point of view, love. The general consensus seems to be the eerie machine that takes up one of the rooms here. No one in suit with a clipboard who can be slapped, sorry to say. Not anymore.

[Fortescue had really, really been looking forward to seeing Donna slap the scientists, too.]

Are you all right?

[There's the matter of the gunshot wound.]

[olyelloweyes]

Great. Stuck in the middle of nowhere with HAL 9000.

[Not his idea of fun. He glances down at the bloody wound in his chest and then sticks a finger in it idly. Oooo, squishy.]

I'll live.

[And he laughs, because there's the joke right there, isn't it? If he hadn't been dragged here, he'd be six feet under.]

[blackmagus]

[It's a good thing that she's had at least one drink today. She needs it, for this call.]

HAL-who? [Bloody pop culture, she imagines. Actually, no, wonderful pop culture. New things to learn to keep her mind off of everything... else.] Your door has your name on it. And I'll warn you, the hallways like to change. So getting lost is rather easy, if you're not expecting it.