I'll try and stick to the footnotes... [ Even the footnotes version is pretty complex, let's be real. ]

I got married to an obsessed fangirl. That was... interesting. I was roofied. [ Great start, Sam! ]

Bobby died. It was really hard. And kinda our fault. And the Leviathans. Freakin' Leviathans, man. Talk about tough mothers...

[ Sam, you suck at footnotes! Really suck. ]

I was pretty messed up. Apparently leaving your soul in Hell for a year with Lucifer and Michael does that to you. Cas patched me up, but it came at a cost. That's how Meg helped us out. We needed help looking after him and she stepped up to the plate.

Then Dean and Cas ended up in Purgatory. I hit a dog and I met this girl... [ Should he go on? ]