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[silvergat]

[ What you guys definitely wanted to see was an unconscious body's face twitching, right? Right. Until suddenly the camera jerks up and--oh, hey, Kid Blue's waking up. Kid Blue's waking up and judging from the scuffling and muffled swear words he is not a happy camper. ]

Sonnuva-- holy fuckin' what the fucking--

[ he's going to trail off, too. Noticing the brand new wrist watch. Tap, tap, tap. ]

Somethin' tells me this ain't Kansas. [ He's not sassy, he means that literally. Definitely not Kansas. He doesn't seem to realize it's recording, though, because he hoists himself to his feet, picks up the huge, western-style revolver and tucks it back into it's embroidered holster. Pushes the hair out of his eyes, breathes out slowly. Says the one thing pretty much everyone has at least thought when realizing where they were: ]

Well fuck.

Comments

[onteamdyson]

That doesn't look like an adorable, scruffy terrier. That looks a lot more like a gun. Hi. How are you? Confused? I bet. Promise not to shoot me and I'll tell you what the hell is going on.

[Sort of...]

[audio] wow, so mysterious, so cool

[gloryisbullshit]

Ooh, honey. Whattaya name a pretty little number like that?

[silvergat]

[ woah voice of a lady on his wrist what the shit? Kid's gonna look down and-- ]

Yeah, that sounds real good, missy. How 'bout you start talkin'?

[video] sexii beazt

[silvergat]

[ Honey? What?

what?

Why is this happening. Oooh, but his gun. ]

Like you never seena gat before. [ Snort. ]

[ Video ]

[goodluckkobra]

Less sand, I think, but everywhere's got less sand than where I'm from. No flying monkeys yet, either, but we got giant wolves and they have a fuckin' bite.

[onteamdyson]

Missy?

[Guy's got a gun, Kenz, let it go. Crossbows and baseball bats ain't gonna do shit.]

Okay, well, surprise! You've just been dumped in crazytown with a bunch of people who have no idea what's going on and dudes in white coats could come and take you and do stuff to your butt at any given time, oh and there are vicious, giant animals running around that want to eat us. Also, cameras everywhere. Not cool. And it's not my fault.

[Everyone thinks it's her fault. She's just trying to be welcoming!]

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[silvergat]

[ h u h. Well, okay. At least this guy's dropping his g's. Doesn't have the same drawl he does but it's oddly comforting anyway. ]

There's a flyin' monkey I'm gonna lose it. Never been this fucked up before.

[silvergat]

.....Why?

[ wow Kid you could at least say something else Jesus. ]

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[goodluckkobra]

You're not fucked up. Well, no, you might be. You take something?

[He rolls his eyes. He's used to it with Party.]

Anyway, this place is also kinda fucked, but at least we've got running water and food. It's real fancy if you ignore the wolves and the madmen in boxes.

[ Video ]

[silvergat]

[ Blink. He's a gatman, of course he's high as fuck. So he's going to nod slowly, because that? That means... Wait. ]

Is this hell?

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[goodluckkobra]

Okay, one, this place is nicer than the last place me and Party crashed and two, are you fucking stupid?

[onteamdyson]

[She shrugs]

I dunno. Because we're too awesome for normal life?

[Freakin' geniuses over here.]

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[silvergat]

[ This earns a glare and a bit of a snarl because that? Is not cool, Kobra. :<. ]

M'not an idiot, I just reckon the last thing I remember is fallin' on asphalt and bleedin' from a goddamn blunderbuss.

[silvergat]

Huh. [ That...

Actually, that sounds damn cool. ]

That's the best idea I ever heard, little lady.

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[goodluckkobra]

[That earns a totally unimpressed look from Kobra. Even his brother is scarier than this.]

I don't know what the fuck that means, but we all came from different places and none of us know why we're here. [He shrugs.] 'S not hell, though. There's no such thing.

[onteamdyson]

[Heh. Alright. This guy isn't so bad. He likes her ideas! That... is something to be concerned about and will undoubtedly be hilarious.]

I'm Kenzi.

[ Video ]

[silvergat]

So I'm not dead?

[silvergat]

Kenzi, huh? Kid Blue. 'Member it, huh? Stick it in your brain pan.

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[goodluckkobra]

Nah. You might have died, but you're not dead now. I died a few times and I'm still kicking. [Sometimes literally.]

[hung_garian]

Good thinking there, Dorothy. What gave it away?

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[silvergat]

[ w a i t just give him a moment, give him a moment.

Let him process it. ]

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[silvergat]

I reckon that's the best news I've heard all day.

[silvergat]

Don't look like nowhere I've been. [ Sarcasm detection: none. ]

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[goodluckkobra]

[He grins.] There we go! You're fine. Go steal a house--not mine. My house is totally full and if you steal my race car bed, I will stab you.

Go find some other house with an empty bed and enjoy the spoils of... Fuck if I know. An abandoned town? [Another shrug.]

[hung_garian]

Which solely excludes Kansas, naturally. Colour me surprised.