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[silvergat]

[ What you guys definitely wanted to see was an unconscious body's face twitching, right? Right. Until suddenly the camera jerks up and--oh, hey, Kid Blue's waking up. Kid Blue's waking up and judging from the scuffling and muffled swear words he is not a happy camper. ]

Sonnuva-- holy fuckin' what the fucking--

[ he's going to trail off, too. Noticing the brand new wrist watch. Tap, tap, tap. ]

Somethin' tells me this ain't Kansas. [ He's not sassy, he means that literally. Definitely not Kansas. He doesn't seem to realize it's recording, though, because he hoists himself to his feet, picks up the huge, western-style revolver and tucks it back into it's embroidered holster. Pushes the hair out of his eyes, breathes out slowly. Says the one thing pretty much everyone has at least thought when realizing where they were: ]

Well fuck.

Comments

[onteamdyson]

That doesn't look like an adorable, scruffy terrier. That looks a lot more like a gun. Hi. How are you? Confused? I bet. Promise not to shoot me and I'll tell you what the hell is going on.

[Sort of...]

[silvergat]

[ woah voice of a lady on his wrist what the shit? Kid's gonna look down and-- ]

Yeah, that sounds real good, missy. How 'bout you start talkin'?

[onteamdyson]

Missy?

[Guy's got a gun, Kenz, let it go. Crossbows and baseball bats ain't gonna do shit.]

Okay, well, surprise! You've just been dumped in crazytown with a bunch of people who have no idea what's going on and dudes in white coats could come and take you and do stuff to your butt at any given time, oh and there are vicious, giant animals running around that want to eat us. Also, cameras everywhere. Not cool. And it's not my fault.

[Everyone thinks it's her fault. She's just trying to be welcoming!]

[silvergat]

.....Why?

[ wow Kid you could at least say something else Jesus. ]

[onteamdyson]

[She shrugs]

I dunno. Because we're too awesome for normal life?

[Freakin' geniuses over here.]

[silvergat]

Huh. [ That...

Actually, that sounds damn cool. ]

That's the best idea I ever heard, little lady.

[onteamdyson]

[Heh. Alright. This guy isn't so bad. He likes her ideas! That... is something to be concerned about and will undoubtedly be hilarious.]

I'm Kenzi.

[audio] wow, so mysterious, so cool

[gloryisbullshit]

Ooh, honey. Whattaya name a pretty little number like that?

[video] sexii beazt

[silvergat]

[ Honey? What?

what?

Why is this happening. Oooh, but his gun. ]

Like you never seena gat before. [ Snort. ]

[permaudio]

[gloryisbullshit]

Not me. Sounds like you make a show of it though. What’d you say, “gat”? Gat. Gross.

permavideo and stuff

[silvergat]

Y'gotta problem with Gats you gotta problem with Gatman, and that ain't a problem you want. Fuck you five ways to Sunday, you insult my baby again.

[ But he's leaning the wrist communicator to get a better show of it--his pride and joy and you bet your ass he's gonna start spinning it. ]

[gloryisbullshit]

[He snorts, unimpressed.] Figure that makes you the Gatman, huh? [Wow, listen, he’s just so intimidated.]

[silvergat]

A gatman, you bet your pumpkin ass.

[ Video ]

[goodluckkobra]

Less sand, I think, but everywhere's got less sand than where I'm from. No flying monkeys yet, either, but we got giant wolves and they have a fuckin' bite.

[ Video ]

[silvergat]

[ h u h. Well, okay. At least this guy's dropping his g's. Doesn't have the same drawl he does but it's oddly comforting anyway. ]

There's a flyin' monkey I'm gonna lose it. Never been this fucked up before.

[ Video ]

[goodluckkobra]

You're not fucked up. Well, no, you might be. You take something?

[He rolls his eyes. He's used to it with Party.]

Anyway, this place is also kinda fucked, but at least we've got running water and food. It's real fancy if you ignore the wolves and the madmen in boxes.

[ Video ]

[silvergat]

[ Blink. He's a gatman, of course he's high as fuck. So he's going to nod slowly, because that? That means... Wait. ]

Is this hell?

[ Video ]

[goodluckkobra]

Okay, one, this place is nicer than the last place me and Party crashed and two, are you fucking stupid?

[ Video ]

[silvergat]

[ This earns a glare and a bit of a snarl because that? Is not cool, Kobra. :<. ]

M'not an idiot, I just reckon the last thing I remember is fallin' on asphalt and bleedin' from a goddamn blunderbuss.

[hung_garian]

Good thinking there, Dorothy. What gave it away?

[silvergat]

Don't look like nowhere I've been. [ Sarcasm detection: none. ]

[hung_garian]

Which solely excludes Kansas, naturally. Colour me surprised.

[silvergat]

Nah.

I been to Chicago once.

[hung_garian]

Yeah? How were it?

i'm so sorry kid is so stupid

[silvergat]

I dunno. Blacked out for most of it.