[VOICE]

[primogen_vampirate]

[Mina's voice is calm and collected. She enjoys her particular air of authority and it's quite clear.]

I think, at this point, it's safe to say that we're going to be here for a while. As tragic as that is, we must be practical. No sense in beating our breasts over it and crying about the fates. That won't accomplish anything.

Dramatics aside, it seems only practical that everyone here submit to a physical examination. Since Doctor Banner and I are going to be your primary care physicians, we do need a good baseline for all of your healthy, little bodies.

I shall be in the clinic every night this week. No need to call ahead. I'll take people on a first come, first serve basis. And if you're uncomfortable with me, I won't be offended if you turn to Doctor Banner instead. However, if you try to skip out on this little examination, we will know about it, as we will be sharing notes.

[She pauses.]

I realize that not all of you are comfortable with the chain of command, but please understand, this is not a request. This is a requirement. We cannot function efficiently as a medical unit without the proper data. And I don't care if you've never been sick a day in your life, if you're an immortal homunculus, or if you have "a thing" about doctors. This needs to be done. Let's be practical here.

Comments

[voice]

[hung_garian]

You're always welcome to examine my body, Doctor.

[primogen_vampirate]

Darling, I would be only too happy.

( voice ; private )

[indiscreet]

You have got to be joking.

[primogen_vampirate]

My dear, dear sweet Anna.

Use your head a moment.

What can I do if I can have access to everyone's medical records?

[ Video - Private ]

[goodluckkobra]

What happened to Doctor Martha?

[And more importantly.]

Uh, so Doctor Bruce said me and Party are probably going to get cancer eventually from all the radiation we've been exposed to. You can't tell my brother that. He can't know.

[primogen_vampirate]

I'm afraid I don't know where Doctor Jones is.

[She sighs.]

As for radiation and cancer, that is more Doctor Banner's area of expertise, I'm afraid. I'm a hematologist and surgeon, not an oncologist.

voice;

[manofiron]

You don't have to worry about sharing notes. No offense, but I'm not coming in for a physical.

[primogen_vampirate]

I anticipated there would be resistance. I wasn't expecting it from you.

[ AUDIO ]

[saltline]

Awesome...have a blast with that. [ Because Dean's not going. ]

[primogen_vampirate]

I see the family resemblance. I am surprised though. I'd think you, of all people, would jump at the opportunity to be felt up by a woman.

[gloryisbullshit]

What is you?

[primogen_vampirate]

I is a doctor.

[voice]

[afallenstar]

I'm sorry, but I'd rather not. It's nothing personal. A fantastic idea though.

[primogen_vampirate]

Problem, dear?

[thezerothlaw]

[Does "immortal homunculus" include him or not? An order's all well and good, but...]

I believe that would be a waste of your time, in my case.

[primogen_vampirate]

I'm getting a bit tired of hearing that...

[plaidsamurai]

Don't think so, Doc. I won't be needin' you to 'function' as my medical anything. You have fun wrangling in everyone else though.

[primogen_vampirate]

I don't think I've ever met so many cowards in my life!

[ VIDEO ]

[beenunmade]

SHIELD actually kept their agents in tip-top form...so I think 'm good for now. [ Despite Banner being the other doctor, Clint's actually allergic to doctors. And anything dealing with medical. ]

[primogen_vampirate]

[Sorry, Clint. But this point, Mina's just fed up with everyone being so ridiculous.]

Coward.

[ voice ]

[noblexcompanion]

Oh great. Get kidnapped and end up in the middle of nowhere and still doctors want to poke around at me.

[primogen_vampirate]

Darling, I hardly want to "poke" anyone. This is in case someone gets hurt. What if someone needs a blood transfusion? How do we know who has a compatible type?

[voice]

[playangel]

I don't do Doctors, Checkups, or Physicals darling.

[primogen_vampirate]

[By this point, Mina's just had it with everyone. And it's quite evident in her voice.]

Satisfy yourself. Just like everyone else in this Godforsaken place.

[weee, action!]

[whalegod]

[He probably doesn't fully understand what he's getting himself into, but as always, his curiosity outweighs all else, so the same night the message goes out The Outsider is poking his head into the clinic.]

Hello. [He offers slowly, black eyes slowly moving over all the instruments, jars, first aid things and anything else with deep curiosity.]

[primogen_vampirate]

[By this point, Mina's just had it. She's sitting at her desk, staring at the responses on her communicator. And she's so angry that she's glowing.]

The clinic is closed.