003 || Elle Bishop || [video]

[ellectric]

Okay.

Who. The fuck. Is supposed to be refilling the chips around here?

Because I'm almost out of chips. So butler guy, Alfred or whatever, fix this shit. I want those chips!

[MATURITY. THERE IS NONE. Except in language?]

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[manofiron]

There's a butler now?

[ellectric]

You don't think elves take care of us while we're sleeping, do you?

[manofiron]

I've only been here for two days.

[ellectric]

Oh my God. You're like a baby. A baby with a fuzzy face.

[She shakes her head and tsks. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaait. Should she be nice? She should be nice. Maybe he can cook or clean or give her things.]

I'm Elle.

[Giving him her name? Nice.]

[manofiron]

Excuse you. I'm not a baby. And I don't have a fuzzy face.

[ He can't really get mad about it though, because Pepper has called him an overgrown manchild on more than one occasion. So he waves it off and smiles. ]

Tony Stark. Pleasure to meet you.

voice;

[wandandsickle]

Ah, that's interesting... I don't think our food hasn't been replaced recently either, now that I think about it... We do still have some chips, if you would like some—I don't think my housemates will mind.

Re: voice;

[ellectric]

Holy shit. You want to bring them by and pick out, like, healthy stuff or something as a trade? Or you want me to just pick them up?

[ellectric]

You, too.

So what are you, then? Other than new?

[preytosociety]

Laying off the chips might be in your best interests.

voice;

[wandandsickle]

Well, I don't really need anything in exchange... though I wouldn't mind having some more vegetables, if you wouldn't mind parting with some.

[manofiron]

I'm a lot of things. It might take me too long to list them all.

[ellectric]

[Elle is just going to take a second to gape at her. Did that mean what she thinks it meant?]

What was that?

: voice;

[ellectric]

As it so happens, I wouldn't mind at all. They're dirty. I'm not Bugs Bunny.

[preytosociety]

What was what?

[Picture of innocence and sweetness over here.]

[ellectric]

I can go first.

Where I'm from, I'm dead. And I can do this kind of trick.

[ellectric]

[Elle holds up a hand full of sparks.]

Wrong answer.

Want to piss me off again?

[preytosociety]

[That is not normal, safe, or ideal in any way. She opts to turn on the charm]

Just offering some friendly advice, girl to girl. Calm down, sweetie. Do you really want all that salt and grease in your system? Think of your pores.

[manofiron]

Wait, you're dead? Like, a ghost? Or are we talking undead? Do you hunger for brains?

[ellectric]

[Tempted to simmer down. Heh. Psych. She likes violence too much. She starts playing with lightning between her fingers.]

So what's your name?

[ellectric]

[She cracks a grin.]

Nope. I was murdered and I woke up here and I stole some clothes and here we are.

[preytosociety]

Lydia.

You can stop flaunting the electricity any second now, Tesla, I get the picture.

[ voice ]

[noblexcompanion]

Must admit, my kitchen hasn't been restocked either...

[ellectric]

Tesla. [She knows that name. She likes Tesla. He's the electricity guy.]

My name's Elle. I've killed people before. Have you?

[preytosociety]

... [That escalated quickly.] No, and if I had, I wouldn't be spreading it around.

[ voice ]

[ellectric]

Awesome.

Got any chips, Leprechaun person?