Bruce Banner | 007 | Voice

[greenisnteasy]

[Backdated to Day 17.]

Well, folks, guess I'm chief of medical now. How's it going? I'm Dr. Bruce Banner, physicist and physician.

I would like to reiterate the request that you fill me in on some basic medical facts. I'm only asking so I can fill in your charts here, so if you're ever half-eaten by a robot bear, I know not to give you penicillin or codeine or the wrong kind of blood. It'll be bad enough being half-eaten without having an adverse reaction to the treatment, you know?

Filling me in on prior medical history would be a plus. Checkup's optional. You can swing by the clinic and fill out a piece of paper with everything on it yourself, or you can reply here. If you don't want to do it, whatever, but you're waiving your right to sue me for malpractice.

If you don't have medical allergies, or don't know your blood type, or don't want to tell me, that's fine. I would like to ask that you just reply to this with your name or a fake name or something witty, just so I can get a headcount. When we first showed up, Phil took a little census, but we've had people go missing and had some new arrivals since then. It feels like it's time for another one.

That's it! If you want to throw rotten vegetables at me, I'll be in the clinic. Thanks for your help.

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[preytosociety]

With an approach like that, you're going to attract a lot of flies.

[She smiles.] And you'll probably need my help.

[reluctantsword]

[Private]

Wallie Smith here. I suppose I wasn't getting around the medical checkover, whoever was doing it.

[Wallie grins. He wouldn't have minded a pretty girl checking him over, but Bruce's said something now that raises a concern or two for him.]

Look, here's the thing. This sounds crazy, but you'll just have to take my word on it. I have no idea what my medical history is, because until fairly recently... this wasn't my body.

[He gestures to himself, huge and buff and tattooed.]

And other than the fact that the original owner nearly died around the time I moved in -- or maybe he did die and I just got what's left over, it's strange, I don't understand it myself -- I don't know anything about his medical history. He couldn't have had antibiotics, I don't know if he's had any serious injuries although as far as I can tell he's, we're in top physical condition, and I don't know his blood type. I'm a blank slate.

[Wallie's smile is faintly abashed. He knows it's ridiculous. Sometimes the truth is ridiculous.]

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[silvergat]

[ Uuuuh.... ]

How d'you get this thing private?

[hung_garian]

The last doctor was prettier. How do you plan to compensate?

[manofiron]

You want some help?

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[primogen_vampirate]

Careful, darling. Some of them might take you up on that rotten vegetables offer.

These people are animals.

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[pursuitofcappiness]

I've got a lot of medical history, but I'm not sure you're going to be needing it.

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[indiscreet]

I don't mind checking in, Dr. Banner, but I'm not comfortable with an actual medical examination. [ Her voice is young-sounding, fairly pretty, and, though her accent is mostly American, there's very subtle hint of Russian to some of her consonants. ]

I'm sure you understand.

For the sake of your records, my name is Anna Demirovna [ the accent much more apparent when she pronounces the name ]; I was in Chicago in the year 1932 before... you know. All this.

[porcelainpride]

...we can sue people here?

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[afallenstar]

I don't exactly have a medical history, have no allergies, and I'm not so sure if my blood would even be compatible with anyone else around here. I know this isn't very helpful, but I thought I should at least let you know what the situation is. I'd also appreciate it if you kept this to yourself.

[ Her pause is awkward, and when she continues it's a bit quieter. ]

Listen, I spoke to Mina but since she's not involved with this any more, I'll tell you too. If....you're ever at a loss with someone, they're injured beyond your capabilities or sick and can't be made better, let me know. I can help.

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[beenunmade]

[ Clint has made his place on a desk, keeping himself balanced as he lifted himself up off the desk and putting his weight on his arms. He'd been like that for about thirty minutes and his arms were not shaking yet. ]

Does bein' 'brainwashed' continuously count as a medical condition, Freckles? [ He smirked a bit. ] Or bein' insanely attractive?