¡peligro! x 002 x audio

[gloryisbullshit]

[Just an audio feed! Pretty quiet, sounds of wind on windows, but the library is appropriately silent. Till Party starts talking anyway. But hey! He's quiet himself! Big deal!] Whatta...so what--what do people even...read? Whattayou read any more?

[It really is a question to YOU, but he's a little distracted by all these book-type things. And apparently by knocking them over; that's definitely the sound of a shelf coming down, competing easily with his regretful stream of cursing for volume.]

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[thezerothlaw]

[He listens. This sounds worrying.]

Should I be concerned?

[gloryisbullshit]

Everything's fine, nothing is ruined. [Ah, snippy! He just wanted to look at books, man.] It's fine. I'm fine. They're...mostly fine.

[thezerothlaw]

... do you need some assistance?

[porcelainpride]

...what did you do.

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[silvergat]

Why the fuck wouldja need to read?

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[preytosociety]

They're called books.

[You're breaking things, aren't you? She can hear you! At least he isn't destroying the house. Focus on that.]

If you'd like a few recommendations, Dr. Seuss is probably at your level. Goodnight moon is probably a little too advanced. And I hope you're planning to fix whatever you just did.

[hung_garian]

You can read?

[manofiron]

Engineering texts. Some astrophysics. Bit of theoretical mathematics if I'm in the mood for something light.

Did you just break the library?

[gloryisbullshit]

[A beat of quiet.] ...I dunno, do you speak Dewey Decimal?

[gloryisbullshit]

I didn’t do anything! The books jumped me, these are aggressive fucking books, man!

[gloryisbullshit]

I like reading. [Uh.] Or. Y’know, I did. I don’t—look, don’t judge me!

[gloryisbullshit]

Wow, y’know, and here I was tryin to be sweet to you! See if I try anymore! I’m fixing it, okay? Don’t be a bitch.

[gloryisbullshit]

Yeah, fucker, I can. You so surprised?

[gloryisbullshit]

No! Not the--not the whole place anyway! Look, don’t be a hot shit, whattayou actually read?

[thezerothlaw]

I'm aware of the basics of book sorting.

[preytosociety]

Sweet? Really. I find that a little hard to believe. What did you do?

[manofiron]

That actually is what I read. Lame, huh? How much of it did you break?

[porcelainpride]

....normally I wouldn't put it past this place to have attack books, but it's you I'm talking to.

[gloryisbullshit]

Yeah, I don’t really know what I’m doin.

[gloryisbullshit]

I staged a fuckin--malicious, premeditative attack on the books. Cuz I hate knowledge. And the written word! My hand slipped, whattayou think?!

[gloryisbullshit]

...Jesus. Wouldn’t say lame, just a little, uh. A little beyond my level, I think.

Anyway, I only topple the Shakespeare and proximals, but no one likes him, so.

[preytosociety]

[It's okay. Deep breaths! He's not in the house. He's not in the house. He's-- ruining. Her. Library.

But he's not in the house. Oh.]

And you're there? By yourself. Looking for a constructive way to kill a few hours?

[Oh.
Personality 180 in progress.]

... Well, have fun!

[hung_garian]

A little. Guess it must come in handy with knowing what's worth nicking, though. May I suggest Oliver Twist?

[silvergat]

I'm not judgin'! [ Except, well, he is. ] Y'actually learned how to read?

[manofiron]

Well, I gotta say, I agree with you there. I'm not really a fan myself. So hey, carry on.