what is this / 01

[stiling]

[ The transmission starts off audio, a confused voice spluttering to itself as Stiles haplessly hits buttons on his communicator. ]

Okay, well, ya said Cape Kore like that means anything to me, but here's the thing, sucker, is that I've never been to a Cape Anything. --Who even lives near a cape, I'm not a cape kind of --

[ Video! It flips over and the face jumps and makes a few surprised shapes. ]

Well. Hello, guy. That just flashed. Nine-one-one? Hello? I'm, um. I'm not living here. There's been a mistake.

Comments

[shesamarshmallow]

Oh, come on. It's just a Star Wars reference. It's not like I'm the Dude or anything.

Which is something you can call me, by the way. The Dude.

[onteamdyson]

[She stares at him, completely serious and more than a little relieved.] Yes. Exactly like Dracula. No, you know what? Come here, Cutieface McAwesomebrains. That was a DAMN good answer.

[Stiles, she hasn't known you that long, but you're getting a hug. For being awesome. And wicked-smart. And ADORABLE!]

I also have a crowbar if that makes you feel any better? I could use that instead.

[ AUDIO ]

[beenunmade]

Don't forget about the robots in the woods. I don't think Paul Bunyan would even stand a chance against those. [ Let alone this kid. ]

[ Video ]

[goodluckkobra]

Confidence, man. Just know that you look awesome and learn some badass karate moves and the ladies will be yours. Guys, too. Some people are really into the skinny thing, especially people who like to hold someone down, if you catch my drift.

[He means kinky bondage, Stiles.]