Then just for you, honeybunch, I'll try my darnedest not to kill him.

[He makes a weird expression that's half grin and half grimace. Announcing that you used to be a serial killer doesn't usually go down well, which is why he tends to make sure everyone knows before he likes them.]

Hilarious, yes, but also true. You'll be pleased to hear I haven't killed anyone since I've been here, though.