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Gabriel - Video - 03

Lots of newbies lately, huh? How you doing, welcome to the place, make yourselves at home. Oh, and ignore the lies everyone's been feeding you, this is really a secret testing facility sponsored by the federal government. Fight the power, lock your doors and don't trust the water.

[He doesn't bother trying to make that sound convincing; the apathetic drawl should be enough to convince even those inclined to trust him dubious.]

With that particular PSA out of the way, on to more serious matters. I'm bored. Really bored. Boreder than a straight adult male watching Maid in Manhattan. Any of you monkeys feel like entertaining me, or will I have to revert to my old habit of serial murder to help pass those long lonely hours? Just a simple outraged shouty reply will do, if you can't come up with something more imaginative.

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[She's amused. It's obvious.]

You do enjoy negative attention, don't you?

So I'm a masochist. Bite me.

[A leer.]

Literally, if you want.

[Not necessarily a vampire joke, and one he would've made to anyone asking, so a hunter inexplicably listening in probably wouldn't make any assumptions... but he has a suspicion she might not agree with that evaluation of the risks. She's right, he does really like pissing people off.]

Bite your own tongue, darling.

[She's getting used to modern slang, but it's still an adjustment. Her tone is a little bit uneasy.]

Not as much fun.

It is true. Nothing is quite as delightful as my company.

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Please don't actually kill anyone.

[ Which she's not sure if she really has to say or not, but it's better to be safe than sorry. ]

I'm not making any promises.

Can you at least avoid anyone I like?

I don't know, is anyone you like an asshole?

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I'm not entirely certain how you missed the point of our last conversation so completely but I would like to remind you that it isn't nearly as fun if you tell us you're going to be killing people.

The mystery won't be whodunnit, it'll be who can fit enough of the little squishy pieces together to identify the victim.

Is it really too much to ask for both?

Probably. Sorry, Miss Marple. Hate to disappoint you like this, but I just don't have enough time to make it a mystery. Well, that's a lie, I do, but I also have the attention span of a goldfish, so.

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I knew it! [He is actually completely convinced.]

Problem: I don't have a door to lock.

Not problem... I don't drink water. Fish fuck in it.

They generally don't inside the plumbing system. There's some trees around here somewhere, though. Bet you can borrow a sharp enough implement off someone to build yourself a door of your very own, how's that sound?

Do I look like a guy who builds doors?

I don't like to stereotype.

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We could play a gaaaaaame.[Sexy wink.] What about brick tag? Truth or brick? DUCK, DUCK, BRICK!

You get points for creativity.

... Dude, seriously? How many points? Gotta tell Party.

[Points are a thing. She's not crazy!]

Like fifty.

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Got lost in the tag pile D: sorry

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No worries! :D

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Were you born for the sole purpose of annoying everyone?

Not sole, but I'll admit it is a major part of my raison d'etre.

Do you ever do anything useful?

Not if I can help it.

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