Gabriel - Video - 03

[hung_garian]

Lots of newbies lately, huh? How you doing, welcome to the place, make yourselves at home. Oh, and ignore the lies everyone's been feeding you, this is really a secret testing facility sponsored by the federal government. Fight the power, lock your doors and don't trust the water.

[He doesn't bother trying to make that sound convincing; the apathetic drawl should be enough to convince even those inclined to trust him dubious.]

With that particular PSA out of the way, on to more serious matters. I'm bored. Really bored. Boreder than a straight adult male watching Maid in Manhattan. Any of you monkeys feel like entertaining me, or will I have to revert to my old habit of serial murder to help pass those long lonely hours? Just a simple outraged shouty reply will do, if you can't come up with something more imaginative.

Comments

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[noblexcompanion]

'Irresistible' isn't the first word that comes to mind, I have to admit.

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[hung_garian]

You look a little young to be losing your libido already. Or your eyesight, or your marbles. Must be one of the three.

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[noblexcompanion]

My libido is fine and dandy, thank you. [ In fact, she's pretty sexually frustrated. Being stuck here without her man but plenty of eye candy - hardly fair... ]

My eyesight is perfect and my marbles... are all there. [ Well, mostly. ]

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[hung_garian]

Then I can think of no plausible reason. It's a shame, really. If only more people were like you I might even be able to leave my house without being swarmed by lovestruck women.

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[noblexcompanion]

Maybe you're confusing love sickness for loathing, hate and wanting to kill you. Those aren't women offering their hearts, it's women with pitchforks.

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[hung_garian]

Well, I'll give you this, it could have been a very subtle, weirdly salacious assassination attempt. They were getting to be kind of a health hazard. As if the trampling wasn't enough, the risk of suffocation? Very, very real. I like a good ol' fashioned bosom as much as the next guy, but ... whew. Guy's gotta breathe some time.

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[noblexcompanion]

Rest assured this is one bosom you won't be suffocating in...

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[hung_garian]

Thanks, that's a real weight off my mind.

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[noblexcompanion]

I'm sure it is.

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[hung_garian]

I mean, I'd been working myself up to just let you down gently, but-- well, you know what my flaw is? I can't say no. I think it's because deep down I'm a sensitive and endearingly insecure soul. Not sure if I'd have been able to go through with it. So thank you for being so understanding, and I hope I didn't hurt your feelings too bad.

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[noblexcompanion]

My feelings are well and truly unhurt. Sorry sweetheart, but you're hardly God's gift to women...

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[hung_garian]

Honey, you don't know the half of it.

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[noblexcompanion]

I'm sure...