Gabriel - Video - 03

[hung_garian]

Lots of newbies lately, huh? How you doing, welcome to the place, make yourselves at home. Oh, and ignore the lies everyone's been feeding you, this is really a secret testing facility sponsored by the federal government. Fight the power, lock your doors and don't trust the water.

[He doesn't bother trying to make that sound convincing; the apathetic drawl should be enough to convince even those inclined to trust him dubious.]

With that particular PSA out of the way, on to more serious matters. I'm bored. Really bored. Boreder than a straight adult male watching Maid in Manhattan. Any of you monkeys feel like entertaining me, or will I have to revert to my old habit of serial murder to help pass those long lonely hours? Just a simple outraged shouty reply will do, if you can't come up with something more imaginative.

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[primogen_vampirate]

[She's amused. It's obvious.]

You do enjoy negative attention, don't you?

[afallenstar]

Please don't actually kill anyone.

[ Which she's not sure if she really has to say or not, but it's better to be safe than sorry. ]

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[could_be_dangerous]

I'm not entirely certain how you missed the point of our last conversation so completely but I would like to remind you that it isn't nearly as fun if you tell us you're going to be killing people.

[covertass]

I knew it! [He is actually completely convinced.]

Problem: I don't have a door to lock.

Not problem... I don't drink water. Fish fuck in it.

[onteamdyson]

We could play a gaaaaaame.[Sexy wink.] What about brick tag? Truth or brick? DUCK, DUCK, BRICK!

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[noblexcompanion]

Were you born for the sole purpose of annoying everyone?