Gabriel - Video - 03

[hung_garian]

Lots of newbies lately, huh? How you doing, welcome to the place, make yourselves at home. Oh, and ignore the lies everyone's been feeding you, this is really a secret testing facility sponsored by the federal government. Fight the power, lock your doors and don't trust the water.

[He doesn't bother trying to make that sound convincing; the apathetic drawl should be enough to convince even those inclined to trust him dubious.]

With that particular PSA out of the way, on to more serious matters. I'm bored. Really bored. Boreder than a straight adult male watching Maid in Manhattan. Any of you monkeys feel like entertaining me, or will I have to revert to my old habit of serial murder to help pass those long lonely hours? Just a simple outraged shouty reply will do, if you can't come up with something more imaginative.

Comments

[covertass]

Do I look like a guy who builds doors?

[hung_garian]

I don't like to stereotype.

[covertass]

Well, I'm not.

[hung_garian]

That's a shame. Carpenters are always handy.

[covertass]

I guess, especially right now because I don't have a door.

[hung_garian]

There are some attached to the houses, if you wanna rip one off and stick it to your... wherever it is you're staying. I'm sure no one's using all their doors.

[covertass]

Oh yeah, I need a house too. No way I'm staying where they told me to. That's what they'd expect me to do.

[hung_garian]

And nobody likes a predictable captive. Good thinking, champ.