hung_garian: (Oh him? nah. he's dead.)
They call me Gabriel. ([personal profile] hung_garian) wrote in [community profile] cape_kore2012-12-19 09:28 pm

Gabriel - Video - 03

Lots of newbies lately, huh? How you doing, welcome to the place, make yourselves at home. Oh, and ignore the lies everyone's been feeding you, this is really a secret testing facility sponsored by the federal government. Fight the power, lock your doors and don't trust the water.

[He doesn't bother trying to make that sound convincing; the apathetic drawl should be enough to convince even those inclined to trust him dubious.]

With that particular PSA out of the way, on to more serious matters. I'm bored. Really bored. Boreder than a straight adult male watching Maid in Manhattan. Any of you monkeys feel like entertaining me, or will I have to revert to my old habit of serial murder to help pass those long lonely hours? Just a simple outraged shouty reply will do, if you can't come up with something more imaginative.
onteamdyson: (I need you to strangle some pixies.)

[personal profile] onteamdyson 2012-12-23 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
You better have a crapload of sugar. Which house is it!? I'm totes visiting. Seriously.

[Look, she's heading out the door!]