Gabriel - Video - 03

[hung_garian]

Lots of newbies lately, huh? How you doing, welcome to the place, make yourselves at home. Oh, and ignore the lies everyone's been feeding you, this is really a secret testing facility sponsored by the federal government. Fight the power, lock your doors and don't trust the water.

[He doesn't bother trying to make that sound convincing; the apathetic drawl should be enough to convince even those inclined to trust him dubious.]

With that particular PSA out of the way, on to more serious matters. I'm bored. Really bored. Boreder than a straight adult male watching Maid in Manhattan. Any of you monkeys feel like entertaining me, or will I have to revert to my old habit of serial murder to help pass those long lonely hours? Just a simple outraged shouty reply will do, if you can't come up with something more imaginative.

Comments

[primogen_vampirate]

That's what little girls are made of, dear.

[hung_garian]

I thought you didn't like sexists.

[primogen_vampirate]

Yes, well. I seem to be outnumbered by them.

[hung_garian]

You just have to be louder than 'em, honey.

[primogen_vampirate]

I can be louder than New York in autumn. But the real trick is to be more powerful than them.

I am not.

[hung_garian]

No? I bet you could be, sunshine. If you can stomach seeing Cas naked you can do anything.

[primogen_vampirate]

[She laughs.]

Perhaps.

You'll have to give me lessons sometime, Pendragon.

[hung_garian]

In seeing Castiel naked? Because that's not really my area of expertise.

[primogen_vampirate]

In being loud.

[hung_garian]

[Have a grin. You do not want to know what's going on in his mind in response to that, but you can rest assured that it's filthy.]

Oh, I think I can help with that, darlin'.

[primogen_vampirate]

I'll bet you think you can.

[She pauses thoughtfully.]

We need to have a party of some kind. For a holiday, real or imaginary. It would spark some life in this place.

[hung_garian]

So long as I don't have to organise it, sure. I vote for Hallentine, BTW. It's like Valentine's Day, only you're legally obliged to dress up in weird-ass costumes and you have to ask your date out by trick or treating 'em.

[And yes, he did just make that up while talking, how could you tell.]

[primogen_vampirate]

I know the perfect person for you to contact about organizing it.

His name is Kurt Hummel.

[hung_garian]

Never heard of him. Halloween fan?

[primogen_vampirate]

Party fan.

[hung_garian]

Sounds like a man after my own heart.

[primogen_vampirate]

Well, if this party should happen, I might be inspired to dress up.

[hung_garian]

Might you indeed? Personally I think you'd make a very attractive werewolf.

[primogen_vampirate]

I might be inspired to wear something far more exotic.

Perhaps a dress.

I do have sensational legs.

[hung_garian]

Yes, you do.

[As if he'd know.]

Of course, if this party's gonna be anything like the last one I threw, it'd probably be just the two of us...

[primogen_vampirate]

You didn't do the best job of inviting people.

[hung_garian]

Yes, apparently the pissing people off until they love me strategy doesn't work in real life. Who'd have thunk it.

[primogen_vampirate]

That's why you should hire a party planner, dear.

Think of it as a PR stunt.

[hung_garian]

Seems a little desperate though, doesn't it? I'm pretty sure if I actually tried I could make people like me without the help of some party planner schmuck.

[primogen_vampirate]

Do you think so?