Gabriel - Video - 03

[hung_garian]

Lots of newbies lately, huh? How you doing, welcome to the place, make yourselves at home. Oh, and ignore the lies everyone's been feeding you, this is really a secret testing facility sponsored by the federal government. Fight the power, lock your doors and don't trust the water.

[He doesn't bother trying to make that sound convincing; the apathetic drawl should be enough to convince even those inclined to trust him dubious.]

With that particular PSA out of the way, on to more serious matters. I'm bored. Really bored. Boreder than a straight adult male watching Maid in Manhattan. Any of you monkeys feel like entertaining me, or will I have to revert to my old habit of serial murder to help pass those long lonely hours? Just a simple outraged shouty reply will do, if you can't come up with something more imaginative.

Comments

[onteamdyson]

[Could this smile get any bigger? Probably not.]

See? This is why I totally love you. He just doesn't get it. You're awesome.

[hung_garian]

Yes I am, thank you for noticing. Party's a little goofball anyway.

[onteamdyson]

Yeah he is. He also thinks you're a dick. What did you even do to him? More lame magic tricks, Mr. almost-all-powerful god?

[hung_garian]

Pretty much. Idiot broke into my house while I was in it. What kind of whackjob doesn't even wait for people to go out before breaking into their kitchen? I let him off easy. Most people woulda just shot him.

[onteamdyson]

[Same kind of whackjob that doesn't wait for them to go out before breaking into their bedroom? Oops.] Ha... haha. Wow. Yeah, what a dork. I thought that's what it was.

Do you even have a gun?

[hung_garian]

I'd have shot him with my mind powers. Would've been really cool.

[onteamdyson]

Uh... no. Not cool. No mind power murders, please, unless the victims are the assholes that brought us here.

[hung_garian]

Woah, honey, I never said I'd have shot him to death.

[A grin, totally ruining the wounded, innocent expression.]

Then I wouldn't have been able to scare the shit out of him.

[onteamdyson]

[No! NOPE! She refuses to smile at that-- damn. Grinning right back.]

OR! Or you could just not mind-power-shoot anyone and make friends instead of angry dudes.

[hung_garian]

Friends? Pfft. You don't need friends when you're as awesome as I am.

[onteamdyson]

What?! Does that mean we're not friends?! Dude, come on.

[hung_garian]

Don't need doesn't mean don't have, Einstein. C'mon, what, you thought I don't have friends? I'm awesome, of course I do. I just only have friends who are also awesome. So... congratulations, you're awesome. Good work, kiddo.

[onteamdyson]

[Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwh. Just made her so dang happy.]

Thanks. I strive for awesome on a daily basis. Just keep in mind that he's occasionally awesome and also my friend. Play nice. No old habits.

[A beat] ... Did you really used to murder people? Or is that more of your hilarious wit?

[hung_garian]

Then just for you, honeybunch, I'll try my darnedest not to kill him.

[He makes a weird expression that's half grin and half grimace. Announcing that you used to be a serial killer doesn't usually go down well, which is why he tends to make sure everyone knows before he likes them.]

Hilarious, yes, but also true. You'll be pleased to hear I haven't killed anyone since I've been here, though.

[onteamdyson]

Yes! Oh my god, that's high-five-worthy shiz. Nice job. Way to reform! Just keep it up, babycakes, and you're fine.

[She actually means it. Bo killed people... lots of people. But she stopped. That's the main thing.]

[hung_garian]

I appreciate the support. Of course, it's mostly because if I did start up again there are rather a lot of people here who'd know it was me - and more importantly, who'd know how to kill me.

[To be honest, surprisingly high on his list of reasons not to kill anyone is that Sherlock had requested murders. Being contrary sometimes has its good points.]

But hey, happy to take the credit. And the high fives.

[onteamdyson]

Sounds simple enough. Don't start none, won't be none. Can you handle that?

[Heh. He's still cool.] Guess this means I should deliver those high fives in person.

[hung_garian]

Sure I won't murder you if you do?

Got lost in the tag pile D: sorry

[onteamdyson]

Nope, but I'm coming over anyway!

No worries! :D

[hung_garian]

Suicidal, I like it. I'll put the kettle on.

[onteamdyson]

You better have a crapload of sugar. Which house is it!? I'm totes visiting. Seriously.

[Look, she's heading out the door!]

[hung_garian]

11. And I have pretty much nothing but sugar, so I suppose I can spare you some.